(Comedy Conversation in 'Playdon' office, not real, just a silly piece of humour......
Cough! 'Problem. Myspace is making life difficult...'
'Whats the problem now?'
'seems too many folks are running too many accounts and eating up all their server space and they need to load new justin beiber videos'
'Well, we make good money on myspace with mobs, so we need to keep it, its important for our turnover, it funds 'pretty pink princess party page', so what can we do? why are all these folks running so many accounts? can we stop them and make it look like myspace's fault?'
'Yes, I have a plan!'
'Good! tell me more!'
'ok, so all these folks with thousands of accounts are using them to steal and make mobster cash which they then sell back to other players...'
'Hey, we dont make any money from that!'
'No and these are the people upsetting myspace.. not us!'
'ok, so get rid if them!'
"'This is how...Tell myspace to start removing automated accounts, they are the bad guys then, and then when everyone thinks its them, flood the game with cash and put all the big botters out of business... tada! game restored, myspace happy and we can get back to selling GF points..! I need to get to level 10 on p p p p p so I can get the new Tiara! Yay!'
' sounds good but wont the mobsters players complain?'..
'yeah of course they will,' Playdonmobdon shrugs his shoulders as he clicks 'buy new party dress button' ... 'baaaaah! tell em it was a glitch, someone hacked the server, someone did something bad... dont make it look intentional.. dont let them think that we did it on purpose and let em get on with it..... does this pink tutu look awesome on my avatar or what? '
'yes Boss, I'll make one for Mobsters!'
(Myspace lawyer)Sooo, do you HAVE a frickaseeing Rabbit license????? No, U have a roasting Rabbit license! Do U know HOW much trouble U could be in for running a mobster acct without the CORRECT LICENSE???? (negotiation 'tween Myspace & Playdom)" (Louie the Lizard 4 Playdom) "I must object,the rabbit was making a ruckus BEFORE he became a mobster.You can NOT imply that OUR reputation is to blame for the lack of proper manners....He ALWAYS is on-line!"
(Frankie the lizzard) "Louie,WHAT HAVE U DONE???" (Louie Chortling) "Oh MY,They Never Saw it coming. Bounties out the bums. Listings 'till they went limp. Heh,hehe..." "Louie,This ISN'T FUNNY!" "I'm Sorry, I LAUGH when I'm SAD!" (John PleasantsCo-President DIMG & GM Playdom) "THIS is the crack legal team I ended up with???" (looks for loaded gun..)
(John Pleasants to Louie) "Look,Just put the rabbit in the Bravada's Trunk and we'll take care of it later... (Louie rolls Rabbit in bikini through Door) "Ready Boss!" "What's THIS?????" (louie looking confused) "You SAID put the Rabbit in His BATHING TRUNKS!" (Pleasants looking disgusted) "REMIND me WHY we hired you???"
Originally Posted by schuck6566
Last edited by Matt-H; 12-23-2011 at 04:58 PM.