The Daily Humorscope

[Sunline]

http://www.humorscope.com

I've known about this site for some time now and it has some funny messages. Sometimes the messages do take time to be changed.


Here's Monday's message for Capricorn.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Nothing especially remarkable will happen today. You will get a strange urge to talk like Ziggy Marley, but it will pass.

[White Wabbit]

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will soon need to look older than you actually are. Bushy eyebrows generally do the trick. You'll find that a little rubber cement and a pair of sleepy hamsters are just what you need.

HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing!!

[burningchances]

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Hmm. Hard to read this one. The carrot stopped right between "catches horrible disfiguring disease" and "loses everything in major earthquake". I guess you can pick whichever one you want, in this case.

[Sunline]

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Don't do that. Your face could get stuck that way. Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realized it already did.

I guess this is referring to making faces just as the wind changes.

[W.A.]

I guess this is referring to making faces just as the wind changes.

I don't know what mothers tell their kids in NZ, but whenever I would make faces at my sister* or my food my mom would tell me to be careful because it might get stuck that way.



* Yes, there's more than one of me. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

[Sunline]

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
You've been yodelling in your sleep, again. Is it any wonder that you've been having trouble with your romantic relationships?

[Sunline]

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Today will be a celebration of life, love, and art. Also, the start of a nagging fear that you'll find out something terribly unpleasant while doing your taxes.

[MaetJimmy]

It is also depend on faith too man.It means that if you have believe that humor or horoscopes are the rel knowledge then you might get benefit from this otherwise it is not.The psyche also matters.

[Callie]

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
More trouble with that annoying "bluebird of happiness" today. With any luck, the cat will get it.

[Sunline]

Thursday, September 15, 2011:
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
You will discover that you can wiggle your ears today, and will actually become quite good at it. People will invite you to parties.

I wouldn't mind getting drunk on Strawberry Cloud or Grasshopper cocktails.